Have you ever noticed that deaths seem to come in threes? First Tim, then George, and now Bruce.
Bruce?
Yes, the last scion of the fishy dynasty of Chez Sassy has passed into the great hereafter. We all raise a glass of Maker's to his fishy familiarity and toast him on his way to the Great Fishbowl In The Sky. (By way of the toilet? That's so wrong.)
Bruce had a great four-year run here, and now that he's gone I can get on with my decorating plans for the living room. And I don't have to clean the fishtank. (I feel so wrong saying that.) At any rate, where we were five, now we were four. Goodbye, Bruce.

Comments (2)
i already said it, but i'll miss that creepy bug-eyed thing. goodbye, bruce.
did you tell him to steer clear of the sewer alligators before you flushed him? ;)
Posted by the.muse | June 26, 2008 1:51 AM
Posted on June 26, 2008 01:51
Bruce? It doesn't really look like a Bruce...
Posted by Mike | June 26, 2008 10:48 AM
Posted on June 26, 2008 10:48