I think I may possibly have absolute proof that the health insurance industry is allied with Satan.
Since D quit his job, we have the option of continuing with our health insurance if we pay out of pocket. We got the letter in the mail last week asking us to remit $583 a month for medical and $83 a month for dental. If you do the math, that adds up to...
(drum roll please)...
...$666.00.
No, seriously, I'm not kidding. This is the actual check I put in the mail today, photo taken just before I signed it, doused it in holy water, and sent it off to the erstwhile insurance company:
That's the LAST time I ever make jokes about large bronze crucifixes in HomeGoods.

Comments (2)
I wish that were my rent amount, so I could write that check monthly. It would be damned appropriate, as my management company is pretty much direct from hell.
Posted by Mike | February 5, 2008 11:20 AM
Posted on February 5, 2008 11:20
doused with holy water. that reminds me of the scene from 'hairspray' when allison janney screams, 'devil child, devil child!' hahaha.
holy cow, that's a whole 'lotta money.
Posted by the.muse | February 5, 2008 3:51 PM
Posted on February 5, 2008 15:51