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Christmas Tour 2007: The 12 Days of Christmas Tour

In remembrance of all of the insanity we've just lived through, I would now like to present The 2007 Crew's all new and updated version of the Twelve Days of Christmas Tour: (after the jump)

On the first day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
A bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the second day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Two hocked-up lugies
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the third day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Seven maestro's Stink-Eyes,
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies,
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Eight pairs of antlers,
Seven maestro's Stink-Eyes,
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies,
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Nine addicts smoking,
Eight pairs of antlers,
Seven maestro's Stink-Eyes,
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies,
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Ten fast food breakfasts,
Nine addicts smoking,
Eight pairs of antlers,
Seven maestro's Stink-Eyes,
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies,
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Eleven lushes drinking
Ten fast food breakfasts,
Nine addicts smoking,
Eight pairs of antlers,
Seven maestro's Stink-Eyes,
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies,
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my manager gave to me:
Twelve foggy (bus) windows,
Eleven lushes drinking
Ten fast food breakfasts,
Nine addicts smoking,
Eight pairs of antlers,
Seven maestro's Stink-Eyes,
Six bed bugs biting,
Fiiiiiive Applebees...
Four howling queens,
Three winter storms,
Two hocked-up lugies,
And a bus with broken heat and A/C.
Thanks to everyone who contributed and/or lived through this tour with me. You guys are the reason I keep coming back to do this thing year after year, and I couldn't do it without you. Much love, and see you all soon.

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