Yeah, it's me again. And yes, I know it's two in the morning. I just wanted to pause and tell you guys a couple of things.
- I had one of the meanest cases of food poisoning I've had in a long while last night. No sleep. And yet? Still awake at 2 am. Dammit.
- My 7-11 sucks ass. Why? Because they don't have Diet Sunkist. At two in the morning when you have a craving that would bowl a cow over, that suddenly becomes very important. (And yes, it is my 7-11. After all, who else goes there at 2 am to get Diet Sunkist? Right.)
- I drive to my 7-11 to get Diet Sunkist, even though it probably takes longer than walking. Yeah, I know. Sad.
- Never ever buying a donut from that 7-11 again. Not after how many fruit flies I saw in the donut case tonight. Bleargh.
- It creeps me out that the 7-11 guy totally undresses me in his head while I'm paying for my soda. And yes, I do know that was what he was thinking. That kind of smile means only one thing on a guy's face.
- It does not, however, creep me out when the hot night beat cop says hello and does the same thing when he stops to talk to me. Because he's, well, you know, hot.
