Because I'm a raging insomniac and need more things to do in the middle of the night:
Ever wanted to have your own slogan? Thanks to my intrepid brother-in-law, Dancing Dragon, I now have a slew:
- "We do Sassy Right." (Wow, as if there's more than one person around who can make that claim.)
- "Grab life by the Sassy." (Good Holy Lord.)
- "Sassy Unscripted." (Hey-- new tag-line.)
- "Welcome to Sassy Country." (Hey, these guys are good.)
- "Wouldn't You Rather Be Sassy?" (Damn straight.)
- "Biting The Hand That Feeds Sassy." (For those days when I just can't avoid posting about work)
- "Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Sassy!" (Hey, you were warned.)
- "8 Out of 10 Owners Who Expressed A Preference Said Their Cats Preferred Sassy." (Whaaaa?)
- "Unzip A Sassy." (Ahem. The last guy who tried that out of hand got a death threat.)
- "The Incredible, Edible Sassy." (If DD doesn't say Eeew over this one I'll eat my shoe. But at least I didn't say BOX.)
- "Go On, Get Your Sassy Out." (Put that thing away before you get us all killed!)
- "Absolut Sassy." (There is so a not-for-prime-time photo in that somewhere.)
- "If you like a lot of chocolate on your Sassy, join our club." (Verra nice, how much?)
I'll even go DD one better and give the Movie Quote Generator version (when I saw this I knew it was a sign that I had to pass this on to him):
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the SASSY.

Comments (3)
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Frankenberry.
Posted by F-berry | August 26, 2007 10:07 AM
Posted on August 26, 2007 10:07
Box. Bitch. Blech...
heehee
And your own little quote machine pulled one up from The Court Jester.
Hawkins! Get out of my Sassy! *hurp*
I may have to steal that quote generator.
Posted by Steven | August 27, 2007 2:31 PM
Posted on August 27, 2007 14:31
Feel The Raw Naked Muse Of The Road.
Posted by the.muse | August 29, 2007 11:49 AM
Posted on August 29, 2007 11:49