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Slogans For Yourself

Because I'm a raging insomniac and need more things to do in the middle of the night:

Ever wanted to have your own slogan? Thanks to my intrepid brother-in-law, Dancing Dragon, I now have a slew:

  • "We do Sassy Right." (Wow, as if there's more than one person around who can make that claim.)
  • "Grab life by the Sassy." (Good Holy Lord.)
  • "Sassy Unscripted." (Hey-- new tag-line.)
  • "Welcome to Sassy Country." (Hey, these guys are good.)
  • "Wouldn't You Rather Be Sassy?" (Damn straight.)
  • "Biting The Hand That Feeds Sassy." (For those days when I just can't avoid posting about work)
  • "Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Sassy!" (Hey, you were warned.)
  • "8 Out of 10 Owners Who Expressed A Preference Said Their Cats Preferred Sassy." (Whaaaa?)
  • "Unzip A Sassy." (Ahem. The last guy who tried that out of hand got a death threat.)
  • "The Incredible, Edible Sassy." (If DD doesn't say Eeew over this one I'll eat my shoe. But at least I didn't say BOX.)
  • "Go On, Get Your Sassy Out." (Put that thing away before you get us all killed!)
  • "Absolut Sassy." (There is so a not-for-prime-time photo in that somewhere.)
And last but not least:
  • "If you like a lot of chocolate on your Sassy, join our club." (Verra nice, how much?)
I could do this all night. Now go get your own here.

I'll even go DD one better and give the Movie Quote Generator version (when I saw this I knew it was a sign that I had to pass this on to him):

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the SASSY.

Which movie was this quote from?

Get your own quotes:

Comments (3)

F-berry:

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Frankenberry.

Steven:

Box. Bitch. Blech...

heehee

And your own little quote machine pulled one up from The Court Jester.
Hawkins! Get out of my Sassy! *hurp*

I may have to steal that quote generator.

Feel The Raw Naked Muse Of The Road.

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