Have you ever just really really wanted to tell someone what you really think, no holds barred? Then you need to check out Hate Mail Greetings:
People, I love these cards. (I so needed this one last week.) It's like the Emily Post gone postal way of conveying your true feelings when you just can't take it anymore. Like when some asshat parks his SUV an inch away from your driver's side door. Or when your friend sleeps with your boyfriend. Or your ex. Or when it all just is too good to be true. Or when you just really need to be prepared.
Because "Jesus loves you, but I hear he's not picky."
(Brought to you bye the letter M, the number two, and my lovely sister. Thanks much, dude.)