Surfing around earlier today, I found this little gem of a product- if you're having trouble shopping for that techno-savvy lady in your life, why not get her a Bluetooth-activated sex toy! The tiny bullet is activated by the dirty text messages you send to her phone-- she opens them, and Zip, Boom, Bonjour you're in business! Not to mention that she can have fun all by herself, too. Honestly, the website in s little repulive in terms of description and sales pitch:
Are you one of the many men who agonize over how to pleasure your woman? Don't dismay - you are not alone. The mysteries of female sexual pleasure are often a frustration for men, but The Toy can alleviate that.
It occurs to me that if you're as sad at sex as the How Women Use The Toy page makes out, you' never have a shot in hell of getting one in her pants in the first place. They're preaching to the converted in this case, I think.
Now, at $248, it's a little steep, but hey, it's cheaper and way more fun than that overpriced pair of questionable-origin diamond earrings. And trust me, she'll thank you in the morning.
As a dyed-in-the-wool technogeek, this really tickled me. (Pun intended.)
