SassyBlonde

I love my job.

Where else, on the walk from you car to your personal space, can you see:

1. A guy wholeheartedly and loudly practicing his bullwhip technique.
2. Naked women vocalizing
3. Naked guys putting on wigs
4. Medieval dresses
5. Assortments of fake food trays so real that you reach for an apple
6. A guy sitting and reading the New Yorker intently and unconcernedly while immediately next to him someone strips a girl naked, then pops her into a corset
7. Four guys standing around relating the Orioles game to a Bach cantata
8. A church choirmaster singing Fat Bottom Girls at the top of his lungs while the rest of the band plays along

Super fun.