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Blithering Idiots

Okay, so I've just about had it with all of these high-profile public officials who can't speak-- Charles Moose, George Bush, etc. I mean, give me a break-- I'm too busy listening to their grammatical errors to hear what they have to say!

Peeve #1:

I am fully aware of what a Scud Missile is. I am fully aware of what an AK-47 is. B-17 Bomber? Got it. NuCLEAR capability? In the know.

However, I have NO idea what at NU-CUE-LAR weapon is. Could someone please explain it to me? I know someone as prominent as George Bush couldn't be pronouncing such an important word with such diplomatic and global ramifications incorrectly-- any clues anybody? ;)

Peeve#2:

I am not in anything "TO-GEVV-UH" with anyone. However, I do believe that we're all in this mess "together".

Nor am I a member of the population of the subgroup Charles Moose refers to as "CHURREN". Later in life I do, however, plan to have "children".

Education here people. How can we expect other countries to respect us when they can't even understand what we're saying? :P

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